(via oh-woah)

incises:

one time i went on a date

no i didn’t

(via stuck-on-styles)

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me:my life has been ruined by 5 homosexuals and a ginger jesus
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watsonly:

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?

(via sirprongs)

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

(via sirprongs)

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geometricide: youwillneverhavethisbagel: prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue: wisewun1: cloudingup: uselessheartache: Bath mat turns red when wet.  I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror.

geometricide:

youwillneverhavethisbagel:

prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:

wisewun1:

cloudingup:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

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(Source: moscow, via silenthill)

my parents:why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather go outside god you're so lazy
me:can i go out today
my parents:no
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mom 4 hours ago:we're only staying for 30 minutes
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